Orange Forest’s Official
“Recession-Tracker”
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Calculated by the highly complex AstroPretation AI platform algorithm and based on a robust catalog of aggregated historical economic data culled from sources including, but not limited to, government reports, private economic organizations, third-party research groups, online polling, institutional instincts, recreational enterprises, intertextual readings, daguerreotypical precedents, niche microfiche, and more.