Health, Home, Happenings, and How-To’s
How To Be more efficient in your personal life so you can spend more time on your work life:
Cut Back on the Streaming Services
PROTIP: Orforcorp© TorqueTV© streaming includes an internal timer that knows when you’ve spent too much time watching stuff, and not enough time working.
Speed Up Your Meals
PROTIP: Embrace a Diet of SEAfood by consuming proteins and produce produced with Orforcorp’s patented Synthetically Engineered Additives (SEA). With its patent-pending pre-blended formula, a Diet of SEAfood offers hyperpalatable and hypermetabolizing sustenance that saves you time by eliminating any need for preparing, cooking, chewing, or voiding.
Exercise While You Work
PROTIP: The Orforcorp© Video Chattercizer merges the thrill of working out with the joys of video conference calls. This innovative ergotechnological treadmill syncs directly to any video conference platform, allowing you to get your steps in while you get your facetime in and get yourself ahead of the slowpokes, without ever having to step foot into a gym ever again.
Take More Calculated Risks
PROTIP: Even with the best odds available, consider investing more of your free time and money into gambling using online apps like TrakBETS. If you hit the jackpot, you don’t have to worry about work/life balance. And if you lose it all, you’ll be much more motivated to get more work done out of basic necessity.