Horoscopic Lottoology
Madam Patty Oh divines starry-eyed vibes and whimsical wisdom
with her Probable Lots and Lotto Modeling
Libras with moon signs moving into Leo should bathe with evens between these seasons embraced by 4 and 12.
Ascendant houses should play with parlays and avoid all multiples of 3.
Pisces should dismiss divisive factorials and prime their pumps with primes.
Those under signs of terrestrial creatures should reconsider the over/under.
The patience of a Taurus should resist the chalk once every twelfth of never.
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