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Calvinball

Rumma Tum Tums : 2 Pillboxes
Olly-Wolly Polliwoggies : QX + 3

Indoor Parkour

Anthony Falcon: ≈43
Wham George-Bara: 😀

Continental American Football

Eye Beams: -12
Mason Jarheads: 84.5³

Glass Hockey

Slapper Wrappers: 242
Roller Junkies: 7,081

Basket-Ball

Cosmopolitans: 72
Cattle Ranchers: 1

Penultimate Frisbee

Disc Whip Quippers: π
Make-a-Wish Allstars: 102.1

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Recession Eventually

Exceptional Business & Finance Expertise By Ike Likewise

Local economic taskforce forecasts recession; City Board approves future-forward-thinking, pro-proactive post-austerity measures

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Orange Forest Orator

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Partnership to inject fresh resources and expertise into trusted local news outlet

By Editor-in-Chief Maximilien Subabillian

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New Highly Accurate AI-Based Election Forecasting Model Shows Promising Results

National News from Brandeleigh Subabillian

Could AstroPretation be the new industry standard bearer for election forecasting?

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